I'm sitting here munching generic brand funyuns ($1 CVS) wondering why Scott Caan's dick post has more hits than all my other posts. I'll sit here for another 19 minutes crunching and looking intense.

Will krump for change

Spike Lee came up with the term; "Super-Duper Magical Negro" in describing a black stock character in film who is there to help the white protagonist or add a level of black hipness, Spike conveniently stops there. A trend started in the 80's with "the smart black man with the clueless white man" or the "white buffoon" made popular in the "48 Hours" and "Beverly Hills Cop" movies with Eddie Murphy that's as insulting to whites as black face is to blacks. Now Hollywood can't help itself with putting at least one black character who isn't just on equal footing with the rest of the white characters in what's usually an action film, but somehow above them in job position (head of departments or agencies who often bark orders or patronize white subjects), or life status or one-upmanship (Morgan Freeman and Samuel L. Jackson could make a living just off these roles). In the "buddy cops" genre, the black man is the only one who has a level head when partnered with a white partner ("Lethal Weapon" series, "National Security," or any movie with Bruce Willis when he has a black partner) and every Will Smith movie is an exercise in this "black man is above" strangeness (just how many times is he going to play a king ("The Last Pharaoh"), superhero ("Hancock"), saint ("Seven Pounds") or save the world ("Independence Day") with his black man blood ("I Am Legend")?). You'll never see a movie where a white will make the black look foolish, never. Blacks went from under representation and token in film to over representation and our overlords on the big screen. White run studios who are on this black sensitivity high stuffing black people in movies like they were over stuffing a pillow. The truth is Asians and Hispanics are a greater percentage in the US than African Americans yet they lag way behind in film representation. I'm all for equal screen time, but I don't want to see a fag in every movie just so I can feel myself included; give me, and my self worth, more credit.

unconventional convention

cold dark night

I always feel my blog is dis-jointed in some way, like it's a light between the crack of a door you wonder what the Hell is going on in the other side of.

I think break dancing and acid rain should come back. I just saw "The Descent 2" online, pretty good follow up to the first movie if you're into girls kicking ass flicks. I just ate cold bacon/ranch pasta salad and a diet Docter Pepper...I just heard Russ get up to pee...shhhhh....

want a video? don't say I never gave you anything.


Juno?

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Please stop

I just saw "Can't Stop The Music" starring the Village People. My jaw dropped open, and not in a good way, till the closing credits. If I wasn't sucking dick before this movie, I would have been sucking someone's cock by it's end. I've never had so much gay innuendo and man ass in one sitting (excluding one groom's bachelor party).
I almost fell over with the "Milk" commercial scene, and Steve Guttenberg taking off Bruce Jenner's pants on his knees is worth the price of admission alone. Now I know what homosexuality would look like if it exploded. What a fey extravaganza. I had to watch a Charlton Heston movie just to balance me out.
GOD that was gay!

The Trouble with Belene

I'm watching a documentary called "Mosquito Problem" on the Sundance channel. A little Bulgarian town called Belene had a nuke plant that went belly up and caused mass unemployment. After that a flood came and almost put the town under water. After that the flood waters made the perfect breeding grounds for these mutant mosquitos (probably made that way by the closed nuke plant's radiation) that descend on the townspeople at night like the vampires in the movie "30 Days Of Night." If the Bulgarians aren't chasing the mosquitos around with vacuum cleaners, they eat cucumber salads and try to hide from escapees from the nearby prison. How much more bad luck can that town have? Outbreak of plague and a rabbit infestation eating all their cucumbers? If the world ever ends, I can tell you what town it started in.


Coming to Belene this Summer.