No No Nanette

I notice when other sites post a link to my blog (when I win bloggy awards or they really like a post they want others to read) I never get traffic according to my stat counter. It's like people say "No, No, No, I won't go over to his blog, I refuse to, he's an asshole boyfriend, but he's an asshole first. I might even catch something while I'm over there, I've had the mumps, so maybe I won't get that, but what about something else like a sick feeling I won't be able to shake off? I'm confused, should I follow the link over there? This time I draw the line! Who are you to tell me to go to his blog? If I wanted to see his blog I'd be following it instead of your blog that's about your ant problem and desire to travel. Now I resent you! I wonder if I'll follow even your blog now because your sicko association with him. ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND...what kind of name is that??? I didn't sign up for this for Christ's sake.

Best line on a blog

"Until The Crab Meat Was Offered, This Seemed Kinda Sketchy."

Blog comments

you will never see on one of my postings (lifted from the 'comments section' in other blogs):


~I'll cut you a deal, my rain for your sunshine.

~oh my gosh this came at the perfect time, i just started making my eyebrows darker.

~You perfectly tanned shit bird.

~Ceps are easy to identify, as the underneath looks like a sponge, not fan-shape spores like in other mushrooms.

~your happiness is infectious.

~Yep, you guys def. beat us in the snow factor.

~I wonder the same thing! Whenever your in a club or something I imagine a plethora of floating pussies all with angel wings floating around brushing up gently against one another with a sweet smell in the aire like a sort of febreeze plug in just out of the box and women sitting up on the sink having pussy photoshoots in very akward positions. (the post was titled "Bitches in the Bathroom")

~Dora looks beautiful.