No homo

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I just popped my collar. No polo.
Himalayan dumplings are delicious. No momo.
Can someone get me a replay of this post? No slow mo'.
This whole thing is very fake gay. No faux 'mo.
Could today be hotter?! No glow mo'.
Arigato. No domo.
We could get catering, but only crudite. No sterno.
Man you totally beat me and now i wanna take it back. No Repo.
And I'm sorry, but this stuff from your basement is terrible. No homegrown.
Flightless birds give me the creeps. No dodo.
There's no way I'm putting my fist up that ass. No Elmo.
Haven't you heard? We're overfishing tuna. No Toro.
You know what? Fuck Missouri. No MO.
Colorado, too. NO CO.
Also, 70s "rock" sucked. No Toto.
I make my bolognese with garlic and basil. No guido.
The Wolfman was unwatchable. No Benicio del Toro.
I use my waffle iron in the morning. No Eggo.
That's a nonstick pan, shithead. No brillo.
Hic! No wino.
The other Marx Brothers are better. No Zeppo.
I make a point of legitimately purchasing everything I walk out of a place of commerce. No klepto.
I'm a regular guy. No JoeBlow.
I tell women when their boyfriends have been cheating, no bro-code.
I'd still hit that. So Homo.

(From the comments section of theawl.com)