Christmas Shat

I wake up Christmas morning and find Carole (Russ's mom) in the living room. I wanted to tell Russ it was like waking up from one nightmare into another. My sister wanted a non-traditional Christmas lunch so we had a Prime Rib the size of a basketball ($77) because Donna doesn't believe in normal size food, rosemary salt crusted rack of lamb, twice stuffed potatoes from scratch, cold cuts Chef salad served in an inverted punch bowl, my staple deviled eggs I made to look like spiders because I had olives to burn, and Donna's homemade strawberry cheese cake that takes a good 5 hours to make. I made a Japanese steak sauce called Yum Yum Sauce for the Prime Rib that everyone said tasted like cheap Southwest ranch salad dressing (fuck you all...except you mom).

It's suppose to rain tonite so I'll be on the rowing machine working off the lamb and my lame frustrations instead of running.


So how was YOUR Christmas? (I'm being rhetorical, I really don't want to know).