It's common knowledge queers are inherently bad for soil. All those amino acids suspended in that relatively salty matrix is positively murder for the nitrous compounds needed to grow strong healthy plants. When gays come around it just RAINS spooge.
I used to spooge on houseplants to give them a protien boost, mostly cacti, but venus flytraps actually catch it. It's my little effort for the environment to stop global warming.
I eat your comments with jam and butter.