10 February 2009

Mommy and Me Time

I'm tired of hearing about these women on fertility drugs popping out these ridiculous amounts of babies like they were hiccuping after too much fizzy soda, so I decided to have kids of my own, 9 to be exact. I even gave them names:

Fred, Mimi, Pesto, Janka, Girla, Nguyễn Hữu, Cosby, Myra Lou, and Glenlivet.

Because I'm a guy, my delivery takes only 48 days because all my testosterone is on overdrive.

6 comments:

  1. I, too, have conceived a mass amount of children. They will all be named after elves from the Lord of the Rings. Say hello to Legolas!

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  2. What children?...Oh...those. You want a few of mine? I'm giving a few to charity (Greenpeace, Amnesty Internatonal, B'nai B'rith), Girla I'm keeping and sticking in baby beauty pageants. Are child labor laws still around?

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  3. Unfortunately yes, but if you get a show on TLC, it's all good.

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  4. I think you have an unfair advantage in the competitions, seeing as you will have NINE kids and all (assuming they all make it to the end of the 48 days) (I'm not holding my breath)

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  5. Somehow only 4 babies are left. I think one is eating the others (my money is on Myra Lou).

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  6. I decided to get rid of my blog babies and use them as a salad topping, tasted like creamy/crunchy bacon bits.

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I eat your comments with jam and butter.