28 June 2010

Malana is gonna be sorry

If I know someone is eavesdropping on a conversation I'm having with Russ at a restaurant, I'll make sure they can hear me and say "I'm gonna punch that wife of mine in the soft part of her jaw when I get home."


  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha!
    I thought me and my friends were the only ones who did this.
    Cheers to you and your glass jawed wife my friend.

  2. I don't stop there. If an elderly couple listen in (they do it the most), I talk about beating the shit out of my "elderly mom" and forcing her to drink dish washing liquid while "dad cries in the corner til I get around to him."

  3. Why oh why are you wasting your comedic talents here?


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