We NEED to get ourselves some of thesehttp://themetapicture.com/fake-tampons-to-smuggle-your-booze/I can see them not working for you, but it's all for shits and giggles.
The comment below of the girl saying she can use it to smuggle sodas. She'll ask me at a baseball game; "Wanna Orange Fanta?" and I'll say; "No, that's all right, I'm good.
They don't make smart white girls anymore. They're not what they used to be...
I eat your comments with jam and butter.