07 June 2013

I want to legally change my name to Dick U. Sunshine. Fuck the Athletic Club I need a place with a spa, even if we have to go to a so-so hotel in Little Tokyo (Asian spas are the best because I hear the new thing is steaming your asshole for vitality and vigor). Russ wants to make it a week and jump from hotel to hotel, but I'm afraid if we spend that much time left to our own devices it's going to fall into a debasing, Caligula-like, experience.

Added 6/8: Here we come Wi Spa. Not that I was looking, but apparently it's dick city, Willie Wonka and the Dick Factory all up in hare.

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