24 November 2011

ThanksGAVING

What a wonderful Thanksgiving I had! A time to reflect on how America liberated from the English Mods after Paul Revere got drunk at a Boston tea party and felt up Pilgrim girls. I had turkey gravy eggnog and volunteered at a soup kitchen serving oyster vichyssoise and truffle soup Élysée en croute to the homeless. During my quiet time, I thanked the Lord I live in this, a majestic land of balding eagles.

2 comments:

  1. I had turkey, rice and beans, chips and guacamole, fresh salsa, and ponche de frutas. It's not my holiday, but it's a good excuse to make my mom cook her legendary turkey stuffing, because she gets lazy during Christmas. Well, she doesn't get lazy during Christmas, is just that she wants to put Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniels on everything.

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  2. ASSHOLE BOYFRIENDSunday, November 27, 2011

    My mom made her veggie plate of tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, Persian olives, sprinkles bleu cheese on everything and tops it off with a 3 cheese vinaigrette, it's our family trademark.

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