10 July 2011

Mr. Roboto

My next pet will be a Siamese fighting fish (also called "Bettas"), that way it won't bitch when I forget I have it and I won't cry when I accidentally feed it salt. I'll call him "Squanto," but he'll probably want to be called "Sitting Bull" because he'll have delusions of grandeur. I read they'll observe what you're doing in the room, like I need something staring at me when I'm beating off to ESPN College wrestling or sauteing mushrooms.

Other fish names in the running:

Bill A. BettaMan
Nerve Killa'
Moray Neal


  1. It's the name I ended up picking. I'll try to teach him how to fry up some Vienna sausages and jump through litte hoops on fire.


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