04 November 2010

spit and fire

So I wake up this morning with a broken shoulder, EKG stickers on my chest and a band aid covering up an IV hole on my hand. Last night Russ called the ambulance because I got so smashed, I couldn't even stand up. The Doc said my blood alcohol level was 5 times past legally drunk. Straight vodka is not my friend. Remind me never to do that again.

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  1. Its not often I read something on a blog that genuinely shocks me but damn. I hope ur ok.

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  2. I'm fine now, a hangover and I'll probably have a big ass bruise on my shoulder, but otherwise O.K. What's wierd is the Police were called and questioned me at the hospital, I don't even remember what I said.

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  3. Were u driving?
    I'm sure if ever we met we'd prolly hate each other but I feel compelled to learn how to make home made menudo, bring it over in a show of compassion, and then whisper about you with the pagan cow head behind your back while u ate it just loud enough to know we were doing it but still too quietly to hear what was being said.
    But that's me.
    I'm a giver.

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  4. Wow! What!? I'm glad you're okay! Geez!

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  5. I wasn't driving, or believe me they would have hauled me to jail without stopping at GO. We wouldn't hate each other and I'm not seeing alot of cow head since I kicked his ghost orb into the side of a big rig thinking he was a fat fly.

    Nothing like that's ever happened before Trixie, I was dizzy all day yesterday.

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  6. Are you mad? You don't drink straight vodka man!

    It needs ice.

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  7. The vodka was kept in the freezer and was well chilled, didn't need ice. Russ and I were playing cards, talking, the "X-Men Wolverine" was on the T.V. in the background and the next thing I remember was being thrown in the back of an ambulance like I was a side of beef.

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  8. Oh my freaking Gods! Are you serious!? I know you are, but damn! Did the doctors check you still had a esophagus? Did your liver melt?

    You need to take care of yourself, luv! How is your shoulder now?

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  9. I think my liver said "I'm not doing this tonite" and shut off. My shoulder is killing me and when I took a shower I realized I had all these scrapes on my knees, elbows, I feel like I was in a carwreck. This sucks!

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  10. Oh man, I feel like an asshole. I thought you were joking or just exaggerating for comic effect. Be careful, we need you here!

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I eat your comments with jam and butter.