15 September 2010

paco revisited

I told you we moved back to the city of Burbank. So we have these hardwood floors that are getting squeakier and squeakier as we speak, I feel like Scooby Doo walking through a haunted house, how do you fix that? We also live not too far from St. Joseph Hospital so we hear ambulances at least 3 times a day. All we need now is a baby crying, helicopters, and a man beating the shit out of his girlfriend next door and it sounds like we live in South Central.

At this point I don't know where I'm taking this blog, I'm not getting alot of feedback here. I did get one e-mail that my Smokehouse restaurant post was painfull to read because I don't have paragraphs.


  1. I wasn't aware blogs needed a purpose other than personal daily catharsis. And u fix squeaky floors by moving.

  2. Sometimes it hits me "Why am I bothering?" I don't need my ego stroked, I'm never going to get ton of followers to tell me what a bright lite I am in their life, I don't need this place to bitch, I'm not writing a book of anecdotes, so what's the point?

    That's throwing the baby out with the bath water, I would do it, but we're not talking literal here.

  3. I just can't seem to get the whole "jibe with people thing" down, now go fuck yourself.

  4. You are the bright light in my life with your blog and your description of the babies and the ambulance etc reminded me of grand theft auto where you can beat the living shit out of prostitutes and random strangers without going to jail. Off I go now. Thanks

    Oh and my ex's mom lived near a firehouse and she commented two years later how nice it was that the fire engines turned off their sirens until they were out of the neighborhood :D Of course they didn't, she just stopped hearing them!

    PS - Your last comment - me either - but you should see the neighborhood dogs follow me around!

  5. Why don't more people feel like you? I blame my sarcasm,I think, most people don't like humor with teeth, I have to stop taking things so personaly.

    Thanks Trixie, you're a living doll.

  6. I kept trying to add this but I had disabled 3rd party cookies (I think I'm a tech) and lost the inability to post on certain blogs...anyway....Yes, I agree it's possibly the sarcasm that throws people off. I've had people comment on it. I think I'm hilarious and they think I'm a mean bitch because my obviously hilarious humor doesn't always translate.

  7. I've posted about my sarcasm here:
    ...and tortillas.

  8. Mmmmmm tortillas
    Don't let people bug you - you're awesome

  9. if you live in Burbank now... where did the letter I sent you with enclosed stickers of Hot Wheels and Lesbians with Japanese maid costumes go??

    We got some kinky post office employees out there ;)


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