05 January 2010

cow head soup

Russ's pagan cow head says he's being followed because he's always hearing a cow bell in the distance, I tell him he's paranoid because of all the mothballs he's been eating lately, then he showed me this.


  1. He is right to be nervous- that cow looks shifty.
    I suggest a wreath made of garlic to scare away this malevolent bovine. Being a pagan moo moo, he should know some handy spells and rituals too.

  2. Mystical cow creatures hate real cows because only real cows can inflict pain on them, watch Stephen King's "Sleepwalkers" and it's kind of like that, but with cows.


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