04 December 2009

Santa is dead



2 comments:

  1. SANTA NO DEAD!!!

    He just moved to a better neighborhood (wouldn't you if you lived in Dundee, Illinois?).

    It's kind of like Neverland Ranch when Michael Jackson moved away—it just went to hell.

    Wait a minute, Michael Jackson is dead—poor Santa...

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  2. Yup, St. Nick, that afront to Jesus, is dead. I killed him myself when I drove a stake through his heart and out gushed pine needles and tinsel. The elves wobbled off afterwards and now attack travelers on dark country roads.

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