13 November 2009

cow head soup

Russ's pagan cow head's cousin Moskie is visiting from Wisconsin. He won't shut up about living the vegan lifestyle and cream substitutes, I think he watches me take a shower and pisses milk in the flower pot.

3 comments:

  1. I asked Moskie why he wears a name tag when we all know who he is, he said it was for "liability" purposes. I think he might try to sue us.

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  2. I've already tried suing you twice but my lawyer keeps throwing the phrase "probablt cause" at me like its a good enough reason not to go forward with the lawsuit.
    I'm trying to sue him now too.

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