25 October 2009

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The Black Zodiac


Aries The Selfish King

Your sign is of the Mesopotamian God Marduk. He slayed Kingu (sometimes referred to as a Demon) and created Mankind from his blood. In order for Marduk and the other Gods/Goddesses to be at leisure, mankind was made to suffer. You are the first sign of the Black Zodiac. The Arrogant, belligerent, Selfish King.


Taurus The Slain Demon

Your sign is of Kingu, who was most often refereed to as a Demon. kingu was the consort of the widowed Tiamat (whose original consort was Aspu). You battled greatly with Marduk, but ended up slaughtered and drenched with blood. From your own Demonic blood, (after he killed you) Marduk created mankind. You are the second sign of the Black Zodiac. The Malice-stricken, regretful, Slain Demon.


Gemini The Viper

Your sign is of the Viper. Unlike some other snakes, you can strike with one fang alone, or both if you choose. You are very venomous with those two, long, hinged fangs of yours. You also have powerful jaws that help you secrete your venom into prey (which is often much bigger than yourself). Also apart from other snakes - you allow your prey to die a painful and slow death from an injection of your lethal poison - all before you eat it. The mere sight of you is threatening to most. You are the third sign of the Black Zodiac. The sociopath, dangerous, malicious Viper.


Cancer The Snake

Your sign is that of the Snake. Hissing your way through life, you have been forced eternally to crawl on your belly. You can be many things... sometimes calm... emotional... but always feared. Because you don't always have a threatening appearance (like the Viper), it's very easy for you to take advantage of even the most distrustful beings. You are the reason Eve ate the apple, symbolizing Satan himself. You are the fourth sign of the Black Zodiac. The deceitful, two-faced, treacherous Snake.


Leo The Lady of Battles

Your sign is the sign of Lakhamu, the serpent Lady of battles. She is the female half of the two headed snake, her brother being Lakmu. You are a fighter and also worshiped as a Mesopotamian Goddess. You are viewed as a Satanic creature to some... an unearthly being of the devil... but you keep your warrior-like attitude despite of ridicule. After all, you're a Goddess, right? You are the fifth sign of the black Zodiac. The murderous, strong, prideful, Lady of Battles.


Virgo The Whirlwind

"Jeremiah 23:19
19 See, the storm of the LORD
will burst out in wrath,
a whirlwind swirling down
on the heads of the wicked."
Your sign is that of the whirlwind. You represent the many known contradictions of the Bible, and also the wrath of God upon those who dare to question it. Your fury is often taken out on everyone, rather than the one who caused it. Aggravation is not your main source of anger, but it often causes more damage than your fury itself. You are the sixth sign of the Black Zodiac. The hypocritical, damaging, serious Whirlwind.


Libra The Ravening Dog

Your sign is that of the Ravening Dog. You are 666, the beast himself - or so was said by occultist Aleister Crowley in many of his books. He was also of this sign. You are the incarnate of the hungry and angry wild dog, much like a coyote or jackal. In fact, the Jackal from the movie the 13 ghosts would actually be a suitable example in this case. You would be the epitome of insanity, if insanity could only incarnate. You attack first and ask questions latter. You are the seventh sign of the Black Zodiac. The Rabid, accusative, Ravenous Dog.


Scorpio Scorpion Man

Your sign is that of the Scorpion Man. Deadly and watchful - you have all the intelligence of a person, while still being a Scorpionoid creature. You kill with a deadly or paralyzing sting. You are often ruthless to any opponent that may come your way. You are suspicious of absolutely anything - for you know you have wronged many, (weather you admit it or keep it hidden under your cool exterior) you often have many enemies. You are the incarnation of darkness and the occult. You are the eight sign of the Black Zodiac. You are the sinful, abusive, mystical Scorpion Man.


Sagittarius The Hurricane

Your sign is that of the Hurricane. Basically, you recklessly damage everything without having a care in the world. You often hate others for some reason, either their behaviors or something done to you in the past. Most often you keep all of your hate and needs locked inside you - which is why when they come out there is so much devastation. You're afraid of being weak, so you are ruthless to those who you think ARE. You are the dreaded Hurricane - bringing many sorrows to benefit only yourself. You are the ninth sign of the Black Zodiac. You are the destructive, grief-bringing, killer Hurricane.


Capricorn Fish Man

Your sign is of the Fish Man. Your name may be timid - but your attitude is not. You're a leech, a barracuda, and a great white all in one - and on top of that, you have the brain of a person. This makes you: parasitic, dangerous, powerful, and VERY SCARY. You are the monster of the Black Zodiac, although depending on your form, you might seem quite the contrary (which can be even more dangerous to whoever is against you). You make the killer whale look like free Willy when you get upset. You are the tenth sign of the Black Zodiac. You are the instinctive, powerful, blood-lustful Fish Man.


Aquarius The Horned Beast

Your sign is that of the Horned Beast. What more can I say? You can manipulate anyone if you play your cards right. You have many sides to you - so you can take "the Horned Beast" any way you want. Weather it be Satan, a Bull, or something symbolic. You are often very abusive and controlling, especially to the ones you love or hold dear to you. You can jump to a conclusion pretty fast sometimes, but don't worry - you're usually right, at least to some extent. You are the eleventh sign of the Black Zodiac. The controlling, witty, somewhat confusing Horned Beast.


Pisces The Weapon

Your sign is that of the Weapon. Weaponry symbolizes many things - beauty, art, majesty - but you have to remember... Weapons are built for KILLING. When you are angry, you are sometimes blinded by it. You seem to always take the easy way out, which is not always a bad thing - unless you're digging a whole for yourself, as you often do. Your different shades of anger differ to such an extent there might as well be a pallet of them. There are times when you're in a hurry at the store that you honestly wouldn't mind stabbing others in the back to get to the front of the line. You are the twelfth sign of the Black Zodiac. The piercing, jump-to-conclusions, fatal Weapon.

4 comments:

  1. I always knew I had some manliness in me. I'm "The Arrogant, belligerent, Selfish King" and I'm loving it :)

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  2. i am such a vain leo! i love mine!!! LOVE IT!

    hope you are having a super weekend young man! :)

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  3. I'm not a young man. I have pubes and everything.

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