05 September 2009

Day without those fucking cats

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*Cats are witch's familiars , they steal your breath , and they stare at you thinking of how they can claw your face off and still cash your Social Security checks after you've bled to death (cats are great signature forgers), they will drink all the grape punch and leave like two sips left so they don't have to replace it, cats are dicks.

6 comments:

  1. I love kitties, but that is damn hilarious!
    They ARE a little evil....

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  2. I think you meant to say they ARE of the Devil.

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  3. dude, cats are awesome. they bring you so much joy(this is WH btw)!

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  4. Your cat Nori tried to buy a motorcycle using my identity, how messed is that?

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  5. haha! oh nori-chan. she was in a car accident awhile ago, her attitude problem got even worse after that.

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  6. Teaches her not to try to run over pedestrians walking their dog late at night.

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I eat your comments with jam and butter.