21 May 2009

M Lop

Russ has a school girl crush on that no talent hack Mario Lopez. The guy has dimples that look like they should be on his ass and he's fucked around on every girl he's dated. There was a time he had like 5 T.V. shows going on at the same time on different channels. What we call "spooning" in bed he calls "tacoing" and he manscapes within an inch of his life. Is if that wasn't bad enough he goes to the same sushi places we go to in Burbank, he sure likes to eat fish.


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