05 January 2009

Increasingly Dangerous Cheeses

By Lucas Krauss.

Extra-sharp Cheddar

Jagged Havarti

Ignorant Emmental

Surly Roquefort

Wayward feta

Infectious Gorgonzola

Belligerent Gouda

Felonious Swiss

Recidivist Brie

Knife-wielding pepper jack

Explosive Camembert


Army-of-mutant-tiger-spiders Asiago

Nuclear-brinksmanship Provolone

Gargantuan-asteroid-on-a-direct-course-for-Earth Jarlsberg

Fist-of-God Colby


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